Spicy Oyster Omelet Flavor Chips (Brand Unkown)

Origin - Taiwan
Rating - Not So Good
Ignore ol' Yankee Joe Potato, he's not your friend. Neither are these chips. They have a sour fishy taste but are a little zesty as well. I'm not a fan. The idea was good but the taste never comes together to produce anything worthwhile. Not disgusting but not good. They stink as well. Oh I didn't mention the smell? Think fish market on a hot day, that and the smell they stick into hot dogs. Even still, I have a strange desire to eat them with dill pickle dip...how awful! I'm a bad person.
~Reviewed by Andy X

 

What the hell is "vegan meat flavor"??

Lay's Lemon Tea Flavour Chips

 














Origin-China
Rating-Good
When my buddy presented me with these chips, I thought, "Oh these are going to be fucking gross." But I was wrong. They do taste like sweet iced tea flavour chips, but I like iced tea so it's hard not to like them. The sweetness was a little odd on a potato chip, but not offensive. I ate a bunch of them actually. I did get bored of them after a while. The novelty wears off despite their goodness, and your like, "Why the fuck am I eating chips that taste like iced tea?"
~Reviewed By SeanFuckingGammon

Lay's Numb & Spicy Hot Pot Flavour Chips

 














Origin-China
Rating-Awesome
Have you ever had a chip that tasted like cinnamon mixed with chili pepper? That's what these tasted like and I gotta tell you, it's a combination that works. I never thought I would enjoy a chip that tasted like cinnamon but they were pretty awesome. I have no idea what the fuck a hot pot is or what the fuck is in it, but I would definitely give it a shot. They were a little spicy but nothing overpowering.
~Reviewed by SeanFuckingGammon

Lay's Hot & Sour Fish Soup Flavour Chips

Origin-China
Rating-Good
These were my buddy's favourite chips while he was in China, so he insisted I try them. I thought, "Oh great, chips that taste like fucking rotting fish." But I was wrong. They have a subtle flavour that is not offensive at all. No overpowering fish taste. I wouldn't go out of my way to get them, but they really weren't that bad.
~Reviewed by SeanFuckingGammon

Kurkure Green Chutney Rajasthani Style

Origin - India
Rating - Not So Good
These could easily be mistaken for crunchy Cheeto's texture wise but they are bland and a smell like dog food with lime. Definitely not the worst chips I've had but just not that great, they're the slightest bit spicy and have a slight lime taste. What offends me is the back of the bag, look, if you know your product sucks don't try to influence me into dressing it up with bad recipes. I'm not going to shove these into a waffle cone with potatoes, that's just madness. I know, let's pour strawberry ramune in our eyes while we're at it. Someone needs to hold these guys down with a slap and finger point.
~Reviewed by Andy X 

Kurkure- Green Chutney
Rating: Donkey Shit
They look like hard cheezie's and smell like something went sour and died. And they taste like shards of some rancid old man's petrified socks. And they want me to ruin a perfectly good ice cream cone with these?
~Reviewed by Ms. K

Lay's Brand - India's Magic Masala

Origin - India
Rating - Boston Baked Beans
I'm not so sure about these. Don't get me wrong, I love Indian food but these are kinda funky. I could just be biased from my last masala experience (WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!). I like the fact that these are spicy and a little savory but there's this underlying funk that I don't care for. It's like a sour shoe taste, I don't know. Magic Masala is definitely not as "Dhak Dhak" as the bag claims and more "Burn it with fire" if it gets out of control.
~Reviewed by Andy X

Look, here's our friend again. "What...are...you...rambling...about...you...fucking...psycho?". India's answer to the Branch Davidians perhaps? It's a Dillogical mystery...

Magic Masala Lays
Rating: Boston Baked Beans
They smell like ginger and chili's as they should. It was a promising start.  The taste while you're chewing is frankly strange. There's a funk that I just can't put my finger on. But then the after taste is really nice and spicy. Yummy really. So I put another in my mouth and was reminded of how it was kinda gross...but then it was tasty again. And with each subsequent chip I felt stupider and stupider.
~Reviewed by Ms. K

Oishi Brand - Marty's Baconette Strips

Origin - Philippines
Rating - Good
If it weren't for the immediate stench of Paul Bunyan's taint upon opening the bag, I think I would have enjoyed them a little more. What's all this shit about "No Meat Goodness"? There's no bacon in the baconette strips. They taste close to pork rinds though, a little smokey and salty. They have a crunch close to flatted Funyuns but not soggy. They're not bad, a little beer always helps.
~Reviewed by Andy X

Baconette Strips
Rating: Good
Even though they were kind enough to include TBHQ (whatever the hell that is) to retard rancidity the pkg. still warns you to consume immediately after opening. So, let's move fast we don't want them to turn to dust Weenie Tots style. I was expecting these to have a horrendous gag inducing dog treat smell and was pleasantly surprised when it had an only mildly disgusting dog treat smell. But you know what? They're not bad. It's like Marty took a cheeto, put smoky bacon chip flavoring on it then ran it over with a steamroller.
~Reviewed by Ms. K

Calbee Okonomiyaki Flavored Chips

Origin - Hong Kong
Rating - Boston Baked Beans
I don't know about these, I just don't know. They taste like a cross between ramen noodles and cheeseburgers. I'm not quite sure what "Okonomiyaki" is. On the bag, it's obviously a noodle dish with ?egg? on top and some kind of yaki sauce? They don't taste bad I guess, a bit off perhaps. Kinda smell.....like poop. I hope they just went bad or something.
~Reviewed by Andy X

Lay's Spanish Tomato Tango

Origin - India
Rating - Boston Baked Beans
 Found these in a weird little Indian grocery store near my house. Staying true to where they came from, they are a little weird as well. Not spicy, but a little sour. Definitely have a tomato flavor but it's a little off-putting....let's check the bag for more info:

 

 What the fuck does "Nature identical flavoring substances mean"??!! What are these? I mean, they don't taste like shit but I don't really trust them. That's the first time I've ever stated I don't trust a potato chip but it's true. Is Dillogic like Scientology? Why???
~Reviewed by Andy X

La-La - Takoyaki Fried Octopus Flavoured Snacks

Origin - Philippines
Rating - Awesome
Before trying these I kept saying to myself "C'mon Philippines, Don't do this to me again!". The picture of the octo-balls on the bag look promising but upon reading the ingredients and learning they are cassava/rice chips, I didn't really know what to expect. After opening I notice right away this challenge won't be that bad, they don't smell like satan's taint! They actually smell good, best described as sweet. They taste fantastic, dare I say one of the best chips ever? They taste slightly sweet but have a really mellow Japanese tempura & yakisoba kinda thing. They have a really nice savory flavour and the texture reminds me of less crunchy Munchos. Try these if you can find them, you won't be sorry!!
Reviewed by Andy X









Review by Ms. K to come...

Kalamares - Pacific Squid Rings Squid Flavoured Snack

Origin - Philippines
Rating - Donkey Shit

Day 19 ~ 5th day without food:
I've been trapped underground in this secret lab for what seems like a century with nothing to eat for 5 days now. The groans of my stomach keep me awake at night. I've eaten the last of the copy paper and nothing remains but this case of "Kalamares Squid Rings". I keep telling myself "maybe they'll taste like Fun-yuns" but my good senses tell me otherwise. I break. I open a bag to discover the sharp scent of "animal feed mill", at least they don't have bits of black shit on them as the picture suggests. Why do they come with vinegar? An initial taste leads me to my original thought of "Fun-yuns (although stale)" but with a pungent extra that quickly goes from half-ass to holy shit. I keep telling myself "after a while the taste morphs to Limburger Cheese BUT THIS CAN'T BE!!!". I decide the vinegar is probably the way to go, maybe it'll cover up this terrible funk that lives in my mouth as some kind of Limburger parasite. No, dipping them does not help....it just adds vinegar to the flavour dumpster. How could I be so naive? I tossed the bag over my shoulder and chose starvation.
Reviewed by Andy X





Review by Ms. K to come....

Mojileez Masala Chips

Origin - India 
Rating - Donkey Shit
These are potato chips from India that I got at the
Indian Grocery Store. They taste like fucking cardboard.
How the fuck do you fuck up fucking potato chips? The
masala spice was pretty good but the chips were so dry
and wrong, I have to give these the lowest possible rating.
I made it through two fucking chips. Two!!!
Reviewed by Sean G.

Potato Spicky - Sour Cream & Onion Flavour

Origin - Thailand

Rating - Awesome
On the "Munchies De Sade" blog, packaging is just as important as the food it contains. We see a mutant potato sprouting tumors and a sticker promising you free cars IF YOU'LL JUST TRY THESE GAWD-DANG SNACKS!!! Ok, I kinda made that last part up, it's some kind of contest I guess. But whatever, Potato Spicky don't need your stinking contest entries, they're fine just the way they are. Upon opening, I discovered they have a nice onion bread stick smell and they look like cheese straws. They're REALLY crunchy and have a great garlic / onion flavour. They remind me of "Crispers", you know the potato cracker? Same shit different shape. I really liked these.
Reviewed by Andy X

Rating- Awesome
What more can I say. I don't know what's happening to that poor potato but it can take comfort in the fact it's delicious. Super crunchy, subtle sweet onion flavour and a good potato taste.
Reviewed by Ms. K