Morinaga Nama Ramune Gummies - Cola Flavor

Origin - Japan
Rating - Boston Baked Beans
I'd first like to state these are like a damn candy tattoo, as I'm sure I'll be tasting them forever. When purchasing them I thought "harmless gummies" but this is Munchies de Sade and we don't play that shit 'round here. These are thermo fucking nuclear when it come to taste. Hours after eating just one small cube I was still tasting the slightly sour cola flavor (not too far off from a 7/11 slushy that's been sitting out for a bit). They're not gummies either yet they live in the same neighborhood. They have sugary grit to them (which I'm sure is top secret proprietary fun time formula) but kind of squishy like a gummy. They're moist as well, probably chock full of cola good feelings or something. I was told they change texture depending on the temperature, so I put one in the fridge and one in the freezer. The fridge gummy almost resembled a softer candy corn while the freezer sample DID NOT FREEZE! Obviously some kind of alchemy is responsible. While I kind of enjoyed these, just keep in mind they are more weapon than treat, a true Boston Baked Bean.
~Reviewed by Andy X

Pocari Sweat

 














Origin - Japan
Rating - Boston Baked Beans
Here we have the legendary "Pocari Sweat", the drink with the unfortunate name. After finally trying it, I think the crazy fucks making this really want it to taste like simulated sweat. Why would you drink that? Because it has a nice citrus flavor! Although, it also has this very strong plastic taste or maybe some kind of aerosol deodorant. It's slightly thick and kind of salty (not too far off from Gatorade). But I keep drinking it! I can't decide if I like it or not, maybe if it was blue....
~Reviewed by Andy X

I couldn't think of a cocktail that would even work with Pocari Sweat so I thought of this instead:

Lay's Spanish Tomato Tango

Origin - India
Rating - Boston Baked Beans
 Found these in a weird little Indian grocery store near my house. Staying true to where they came from, they are a little weird as well. Not spicy, but a little sour. Definitely have a tomato flavor but it's a little off-putting....let's check the bag for more info:

 

 What the fuck does "Nature identical flavoring substances mean"??!! What are these? I mean, they don't taste like shit but I don't really trust them. That's the first time I've ever stated I don't trust a potato chip but it's true. Is Dillogic like Scientology? Why???
~Reviewed by Andy X

Choripdong - Sweet Corn Ice Bar

Origin - Korea
Rating - Boston Baked Beans
This product is what the "BBB" rating is all about. It's very strange. It looks like your standard ice cream bar but with whole kernels of corn sticking out all over. It wouldn't be so bad but this thing is filled with corn and it get's to be a bit much as I don't find it to be any sweeter than local corn. The ice cream tastes good but it's a little sour and obviously corn flavoured which is interesting but not what's usually in my comfort zone. Don't know quite how to feel about this one. If only I could mix booze with it somehow....
Reviewed by Andy X

Rating- Boston Baked Beans
Corn is a very versatile food. This is what I kept telling myself in order to keep an open mind about this product. I was rewarded with a very tasty slightly corny frozen ice milk bar. Unfortunately, it was studded with tough unappetizing kernels of actual corn. This wasn't even regular frozen nibblets, the texture of these are just plain weird. And to make matters worse the core of the bar is solid corn. Ice cream=tasty. Corn=disgusting. Hence Boston baked beans. I almost gave it a good due to the bonus points it received for inspiring my new sassy catchphrase "sweet corn popsicles!".
Reviewed by Ms. K

Chin Chin Wax Gourd Drink

Origin - Thailand
Rating - Boston Baked Beans
This is wax gourd drink from Thailand and I picked it
up at the International Grocery Store in Windsor. I
thought it would be pretty weird and it was. Who thinks
to make a drink out of fucking gourds? Somebody did and
it was actually drinkable. Very, very sweet, but drinkable.
Boston Baked Beans. Reviewed by Sean G.

Deer brand Basil Seed Drink

Origin - Thailand
Rating - Boston Baked Beans
This is Deer brand Basil Seed Drink With Honey. It is from Thailand
and I picked it up at the International Grocery Store in Windsor.
It is definitely the weirdest looking beverage I've ever drank.
It tastes like honey water with little gummi fruit balls floating around
in it. Kinda like drinking tapioca pudding.  You can actually chew the
weird little balls after each sip. I don't dislike it but...its pretty
weird. Boston Baked Beans! Reviewed by Sean G.

Pakola - Ice Cream Soda

Origin - Pakistan
Rating - Boston Baked Beans










This is ice cream soda by Pakola. It is from Pakistan and I bought
it at an Indian grocery store. Its lime green in colour and tastes
like cream soda but with a flowery, perfumey taste. It literally
tastes like you are drinking sweet perfume. Its Boston Baked Beans.
Reviewed by Sean G.

Fudgee Barr - Macapuno Magic Flavour

Origin - Philippines Rating - Boston Baked Beans
The name Fudgee Barr right away, makes me think of Rosanne Barr's panties. Wrong? Yes. It can't be helped. This little slice of ALF turd looks like a green muffin and doesn't have much of a smell that I could tell from. Inside we notice there is no cream but a slight glazing of snot. What a rip! Where's the FUCKING MAGIC??? It honestly doesn't taste bad, kind of like a coconut pound cake...but it's a little weird. Nothing like a Twinkie as the packaging would suggest. I could take it or leave it. It gets a BBB.
Reviewed by Andy X





Rating - Boston Baked Beans
It wasn't the green Twinkie we were expecting but it wasn't bad. A macapuno is a coconut that has more flesh than your regular coconut. You may be asking who decides and regulates this? Well kids the brave men and women of the Philippine Coconut Authority. I was also disappointed with the lack of filling. Especially since the package is pushing more filling. How could there be less? There was less of a coconut taste and more of all consuming taste of margarine. If that taste hadn't lingered for minutes this wouldn't have been so strange. How did they pack a whole tub into this tiny cake? Maybe that's the magic.
Reviewed by Ms. K