Maple Bacon Lollipop

Rating - Good

This is a maple bacon lollipop I picked up on Ebay.
I'd say its good. Not great because it's a little
light on the bacon taste. There are little bits of
bacon in it and every now and then you get a little
salt taste. They should have put more bacon in it.
Reviewed by Sean G.

Kit Kat - Green Tea Flavour

Origin - Japan
Rating - Good

This is a green tea flavoured Kit Kat from Japan that I found on Ebay.
It was really quite good.  The chocolate tasted like white chocolate
and the green tea taste was subtle. I would definitely eat this again.
Reviewed by Sean G.

Effervescent Bacon Drink Tabs

Rating - Donkey Shit
These are Effervescent Bacon Drink Tabs that I found on Ebay.
You are supposed to throw them in water and they make your
water taste bacon-y. So that's what I did and nothing much
happened. They didn't dissolve. So then I tried throwing
them in club soda and that seemed to work better but it
tasted like slightly salty club soda at best. I'm going
to keep trying but right now this product sucks ass.
Reviewed by Sean G.

Pulparindo

Origin - Mexico


Rating - Boston Baked Beans
WHAT THE SHIT??? Upon opening and smelling the product you'll notice the smell of dirt. Possibly the smell of someone who sleeps in a barn...in the dirt. The taste is nothing you'd expect really, somewhat like "Fizz candy" mixed into a thick fruit roll-up although it's very sour and very intense (and even a little spicy). It's both chewy and sandy in texture. I can see why it's so small, I was in pain by the end, it's just too intense. I'm imagining a barn somewhere where they have crust punks locked up and constantly fed sugar, every Saturday someone comes along and carves a thick piece of dried skin off each of their heels and packages it up as Pulparindo. Too far? Boston Baked Beans, because I liked it for some reason...
Reviewed by Andy X


Rating - Donkey Shit
If you love the idea of munching on the world's saltiest raisin, then this is the candy for you. Okay, this was not candy. Candy is sweet and delicious, not a gritty, spicy atrocity. A couple bites was all I could stand and I watched in horror as Andy continued to eat his. I'd like to thank Sugar Mountain for making this all possible by ignoring that fact that this item was not labeled for retail sale. The rat bastards. Reviewed by Ms. K

Glico Caplico mini Japan Cone - Strawberry Flavour

Origin - Japan / Thailand

Rating - Good
The name is a mouthful, sadly so is the cone. It was really small, about the size of my middle finger (**British Accent**~ UP YOURS GLICOOOOOOOOOO). It tasted great and had a really intense strawberry milkshake scent. It reminded me of slightly wet astronaut's (freeze dried) ice cream or as Ms. K pointed out, one of those layered wafer cookies. It is what it is.
Reviewed by Andy X

Rating- Good
The package makes you think cardboard cone with marshmallow filling. So on the first bite the texture caught me off guard. But on second bite I nailed it as strawberry wafer cookie. Tasty but not the food adventure your looking for. The only bad thing about it was the smell was very fake and a bit plastic-y, like Strawberry Shortcake's head.
Reviewed by Ms. K

Potato Spicky - Sour Cream & Onion Flavour

Origin - Thailand

Rating - Awesome
On the "Munchies De Sade" blog, packaging is just as important as the food it contains. We see a mutant potato sprouting tumors and a sticker promising you free cars IF YOU'LL JUST TRY THESE GAWD-DANG SNACKS!!! Ok, I kinda made that last part up, it's some kind of contest I guess. But whatever, Potato Spicky don't need your stinking contest entries, they're fine just the way they are. Upon opening, I discovered they have a nice onion bread stick smell and they look like cheese straws. They're REALLY crunchy and have a great garlic / onion flavour. They remind me of "Crispers", you know the potato cracker? Same shit different shape. I really liked these.
Reviewed by Andy X

Rating- Awesome
What more can I say. I don't know what's happening to that poor potato but it can take comfort in the fact it's delicious. Super crunchy, subtle sweet onion flavour and a good potato taste.
Reviewed by Ms. K

Fisho - Chili Gangster Flavour

Origin - Thailand

Rating - Not So Good
We ordered these for the name alone, "Chili Gangster". What? Not sure what they mean....and why do they smell like Bigfoot's dick?? Yes, the smell is a bit to get past (kinda like a fish market in the summer). They feel really unnatural, kinda like a soggy Wendy's french fry and have the texture of shredded, wet cardboard in your mouth. The taste is what you'd expect, fishy, kinda sweet and a little spicy. No where near the dangers of "Chili Gangsters" that gang-bang your mouth. They were actually somewhat bland. I wouldn't care to eat these again, they get a "Not So Good" rating.
Reviewed by Andy X


Rating - Boston Baked Beans
I imagined this product to be a fishy Big League Chew and was sadly right. I would describe the smell as old fish shoe. The taste itself isn't that bad. At first kind of sweet and then a heat that was definitely chili but not as much gangster as I would have liked. I give it a guilty Boston baked beans. I liked it way more than I should considering it looks like old rubber bands made with 80% fish meat.
Reviewed by Ms. K