Lotte Milkis

 














Origin - Korea
Rating - Awesome
Hey, it's the New Feeling of Soda Beverage!! Let's first ignore that fact it looks like spank-water, shall we? Can we? What we'll discover here is an outstanding product. One that I would even distribute to children (not really, I fucking hate kids.). An outstanding product none the less. Let's just imagine (and we're playing Mad Scientist here...), that we mixed Pineapple Crush with Lime Crush and added a dab of yogurt and ELECTRIFIED IT WITH THE LIGHTNING BOLTS OF ZEUS!!! Minus the Zeus shit and you have Milkis. It's quite tasty. I had a crazy idea, (noooo not make cigars out of it, that's too crazy!) I thought this would be good if you mixed half Milkis & half beer??!! But my beer fridge was empty, so it was a no go. It might be good with Tequila as well, that's a future mix....
~Reviewed by Andy X 

"EVEN THUGS WILL WANT YOUR MILKIS!!!!"

Lay's Lemon Tea Flavour Chips

 














Origin-China
Rating-Good
When my buddy presented me with these chips, I thought, "Oh these are going to be fucking gross." But I was wrong. They do taste like sweet iced tea flavour chips, but I like iced tea so it's hard not to like them. The sweetness was a little odd on a potato chip, but not offensive. I ate a bunch of them actually. I did get bored of them after a while. The novelty wears off despite their goodness, and your like, "Why the fuck am I eating chips that taste like iced tea?"
~Reviewed By SeanFuckingGammon

Lay's Numb & Spicy Hot Pot Flavour Chips

 














Origin-China
Rating-Awesome
Have you ever had a chip that tasted like cinnamon mixed with chili pepper? That's what these tasted like and I gotta tell you, it's a combination that works. I never thought I would enjoy a chip that tasted like cinnamon but they were pretty awesome. I have no idea what the fuck a hot pot is or what the fuck is in it, but I would definitely give it a shot. They were a little spicy but nothing overpowering.
~Reviewed by SeanFuckingGammon

Lay's Hot & Sour Fish Soup Flavour Chips

Origin-China
Rating-Good
These were my buddy's favourite chips while he was in China, so he insisted I try them. I thought, "Oh great, chips that taste like fucking rotting fish." But I was wrong. They have a subtle flavour that is not offensive at all. No overpowering fish taste. I wouldn't go out of my way to get them, but they really weren't that bad.
~Reviewed by SeanFuckingGammon

Wrigley's Doublemint Cucumber Gum

Origin-China
Rating-Awesome
My buddy brought this back from China for me. I was hesitant at first, I don't even like cucumber. But I was pleasantly surprised. Sort of a minty cucumber flavour. When you pop one in your mouth, you sort of are perplexed for a minute, like this doesn't seem right. But then they kind of grow on you. Nothing offensive at all. Kind of a good time really.
~Reviewed by SeanFuckingGammon

Green Plus Fruit Snack - Tomato & Tamarind Flavor

Origin - Thailand
Rating - Not so Good
If you are a Canadian or American reader, you may remember *Fizz* candies? The hard candy with the fizzy sherbert powder center? These are somewhat like those but soft and not really fizzy and taste like tamarind. Stupid, I know, but that's what they remind me of! I'm not sure where the tomato flavor comes into play, I couldn't taste any. These are just boring and blah.
~Reviewed by Andy X

Century Tuna - Tuna Loaf

Origin - Philippines
Rating - Donkey Shit
I held off on this one frankly because I was scared. It looks somewhat alright on the can but as we all know, the guts are the glory. It smells like cat food, however, Devo (our cat) would shy away every time I brought this close to her nose.....not a good sign! Take this as a warning in the future, like when miners used birds as a sign of danger. Luckily Devo is not dead. I, on the other hand, feel as though I may perish at any time and I can't wash the smell off my hands.....it's become part of me....

Upon emptying the can, I was disappointed to see that you couldn't get it out like the picture suggests, in *loaf* form. It looks like silly putty and feels clammy and dense. Our tuna loaf dish tastes artificial, like what tuna might taste like if it were manufactured. Totally awful, not even the MSG is lending a helping hand. Thanks again Philippines!

The texture was retched. It was dry and crumbly kind of like flour & water that had been sitting out. I think that's the worst part of this product, the texture. Devo also hates me a bit more....
~Reviewed by Andy X

*UPDATE* ~ CAN BE USED THE SAME AS SILLY PUTTY! YAY FOR POPEYE!