Saturday, February 12, 2011

Calpico (Calpis) - Original Flavour



Origin - Japan
Rating- Good / Awesome
Next up Calpico or Calpis if you prefer. It appeared to be watery milk. There was definite fruit smell that's impossible to explain because there is no fruit in it! Once it's in your mouth it has a strange thickness. Not unlike Sunny D. But after your taste buds adjust, it's pretty good. And I never thought I would say these words but pour me another glass of Russian Cow Piss. This is what the Dude would drink if he went to the land of the rising sun.
Reviewed by Ms. K

Rating - Good (On it's Own) / Awesome (As a cocktail)
What in Satan's love-jizz IS this stuff?? What we do know is that in North America it's called "Calpico", in Japan it's called "Calpis" (they changed the name so it doesn't sound like "cow piss"). I've even seen a bottle called "Calpis - Men's White Water", because that's definately better than cow-piss!! After opening the bottle, I noticed it has a very mild citrus smell, wasn't excpecting that. It has the flavour of maybe lemonade - yogurt, but very mild...maybe even a slight Kool-Aid taste. It's very watery but the texture is slightly thicker. What could improve on this? BOOZE, that's what.
Reviewed by Andy X
It makes a great mix drink. Here's the recipe:

Russian Cow-Piss
1oz Black Russian mix (Vodka & Kahlua)
2oz Calpico
Ice
MMMMMMMMMMMMm mother fucker.

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