Binggrae Melona Ice Waffle - Vanilla Ice with Red Bean

Origin - Korea
Rating - Good
I kept thinking to myself, please don't taste like fish! You wouldn't do that to me, would you Korea? I'm happy to report no, Korea didn't "do me like that". What you have here is a fish shaped crust (kinda like a cheap-o ice cream cone) with vanilla ice cream and a small layer of red bean paste. Red paste you say? Correct. However, I really couldn't taste it that much, it's a little sweet like jam and not too funky (maybe a little gritty like refried beans?). The ice cream is really good but the fish gets kind of soggy fast and it's pretty big.

 It's almost the size of a real bass but improved genetically with red bean paste!

There was something about all this that I just didn't care for though. It's just an odd product.
~Reviewed by Andy X

Tomi Ice Bar - Green Bean

Origin - USA
Rating - Not So Good
There's nothing better on a hot August day than a cool popsickle. Here at Munchies de Sade Labs we have a freezer full of surprises (horrors.), you know....for science? Today's experiment is, well, just a bad idea all around! Tomi's Green Bean ice pop fails to deliver on taste but definitely wins at stupid. It basically tastes like nothing aside from the slightest coconut flavor.....and it's filled with disgusting mushy peas (which i hate. I fucking hate peas.). I can't imagine the joy I'd feel from handing this over to a toddler as a treat, the look of disappointment would be legendary! At least the corn ice bar we had a while back tasted pretty good, this is for pea loving hippies.
~Reviewed by Andy X

Binggrae Power Cap Soda Flavored Ice Tube

Origin - Japan
Rating - Good
"Soda", I've come to learn, is a flavor of it's own in Japan. I've had a few "soda" flavored items in the past and they all taste the same. It's kinda like cotton candy, cream soda and bubble gum with a mysterious milky essence (keep your fucking jokes!) but slightly less sweet. The texture is odd, not like a popsicle but a little creamy and mushy. Why is it in a motor oil bottle? Hmmm. I like them regardless. Kind of expensive too, $7 for a bag of six. Did I mention I take donations? No pressure.

~Reviewed by Andy X